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BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM
Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time
I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.
A miracle?
I don’t care how big or small I want one
I would like and could use a small miracle
MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL
IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.
I need a miracle
I would love a miracle
I would take a very small miracle. Just a little something nice.
Last time I reblogged this, I got my future service dog!
Recipes
*I don’t take credit for any of these, they’re all ones I found*
Some notes:
- Oil is not necessary. Cooking spray works just as well and saves calories.
- Recipes with noodles can be substituted with these and most stores sell them for less than 3 dollars.
- Recipes that call for sugar can be substituted for artificial ones if you’d like.
- These can all be modified to your liking.
- Green banana flour is a great substitute for white flour, it’s healthier, gluten free, and lower in calories.
- Great apps for recipes are SparkRecipes, Yummly, Allrecipes, and Pinterest.
- A list of the products I use here
Breakfast:
Lunch/Dinner:
Italian asparagus and mushroom
Fettuccine cauliflower alfredo
Deserts:
Sides:
seasonings:
Other:
+ 100 Exquisite Adjectives.
(SOURCE) Adjectives — descriptive words that modify nouns — often come under fire for their cluttering quality, but often it’s quality, not quantity, that is the issue. Plenty of tired adjectives are available to spoil a good sentence, but when you find just the right word for the job, enrichment ensues. Practice precision when you select words. Here’s a list of adjectives:
- Adamant: unyielding; a very hard substance
- Adroit: clever, resourceful
- Amatory: sexual
- Animistic: quality of recurrence or reversion to earlier form
- Antic: clownish, frolicsome
- Arcadian: serene
- Baleful: deadly, foreboding
- Bellicose: quarrelsome (its synonym belligerent can also be a noun)
- Bilious: unpleasant, peevish
- Boorish: crude, insensitive
- Calamitous: disastrous
- Caustic: corrosive, sarcastic; a corrosive substance
- Cerulean: sky blue
- Comely: attractive
- Concomitant: accompanying
- Contumacious: rebellious
- Corpulent: obese
- Crapulous: immoderate in appetite
- Defamatory: maliciously misrepresenting
- Didactic: conveying information or moral instruction
- Dilatory: causing delay, tardy
- Dowdy: shabby, old-fashioned; an unkempt woman
- Efficacious: producing a desired effect
- Effulgent: brilliantly radiant
- Egregious: conspicuous, flagrant
- Endemic: prevalent, native, peculiar to an area
- Equanimous: even, balanced
- Execrable: wretched, detestable
- Fastidious: meticulous, overly delicate
- Feckless: weak, irresponsible
- Fecund: prolific, inventive
- Friable: brittle
- Fulsome: abundant, overdone, effusive
- Garrulous: wordy, talkative
- Guileless: naive
- Gustatory: having to do with taste or eating
- Heuristic: learning through trial-and-error or problem solving
- Histrionic: affected, theatrical
- Hubristic: proud, excessively self-confident
- Incendiary: inflammatory, spontaneously combustible, hot
- Insidious: subtle, seductive, treacherous
- Insolent: impudent, contemptuous
- Intransigent: uncompromising
- Inveterate: habitual, persistent
- Invidious: resentful, envious, obnoxious
- Irksome: annoying
- Jejune: dull, puerile
- Jocular: jesting, playful
- Judicious: discreet
- Lachrymose: tearful
- Limpid: simple, transparent, serene
- Loquacious: talkative
- Luminous: clear, shining
- Mannered: artificial, stilted
- Mendacious: deceptive
- Meretricious: whorish, superficially appealing, pretentious
- Minatory: menacing
- Mordant: biting, incisive, pungent
- Munificent: lavish, generous
- Nefarious: wicked
- Noxious: harmful, corrupting
- Obtuse: blunt, stupid
- Parsimonious: frugal, restrained
- Pendulous: suspended, indecisive
- Pernicious: injurious, deadly
- Pervasive: widespread
- Petulant: rude, ill humored
- Platitudinous: resembling or full of dull or banal comments
- Precipitate: steep, speedy
- Propitious: auspicious, advantageous, benevolent
- Puckish: impish
- Querulous: cranky, whining
- Quiescent: inactive, untroublesome
- Rebarbative: irritating, repellent
- Recalcitant: resistant, obstinate
- Redolent: aromatic, evocative
- Rhadamanthine: harshly strict
- Risible: laughable
- Ruminative: contemplative
- Sagacious: wise, discerning
- Salubrious: healthful
- Sartorial: relating to attire, especially tailored fashions
- Sclerotic: hardening
- Serpentine: snake-like, winding, tempting or wily
- Spasmodic: having to do with or resembling a spasm, excitable, intermittent
- Strident: harsh, discordant; obtrusively loud
- Taciturn: closemouthed, reticent
- Tenacious: persistent, cohesive,
- Tremulous: nervous, trembling, timid, sensitive
- Trenchant: sharp, penetrating, distinct
- Turbulent: restless, tempestuous
- Turgid: swollen, pompous
- Ubiquitous: pervasive, widespread
- Uxorious: inordinately affectionate or compliant with a wife
- Verdant: green, unripe
- Voluble: glib, given to speaking
- Voracious: ravenous, insatiable
- Wheedling: flattering
- Withering: devastating
- Zealous: eager, devoted
fake people, fake promises, fake friends and fake love
And fake pockets… Jesus Christ the fake pockets

